1) Yes, but she hasn’t updated in a while. She said she was coming back once, but I think she either got busy or lost interest. Believe it or not we don’t really talk about tumblr much.

2) When I first moved in we sat down and talked it over. We explained were we stood and that was that.

The one thing I promised was that if I ever started dating somepony and we broke up, I’d go out with her at least once on a date. I don’t think she’d even want to anymore, though. We’re more like sisters at this point.

3) I wasn’t aware of all that, but the coast is pretty far away from Canterlot.

4) WATCH OUT!

5) The cancer, mostly.

6) You know, there’s really no reason why I couldn’t apply my amplification magic to something other than my legs for defense.

That’d be sort of poetic way to crush you like a grape, don’t you think?

7) I’d die before hoof and remove your satisfaction. So what’s your call now, Ump’?