1) I do not.

2) Usually things like trees away from society. I don’t want to hurt anypony or damage somepony’s property.

3) If your world is the real world then you’re welcome to call it the real world.

I live in the real world so I call it the real world.

4) I found a nice, inconspicuous corner to cower in.

5) In case you’re incredibly slow on the uptake, I don’t answer asks sent in foreign languages because I don’t trust translation programs to tell me what they say properly.

But I do check to see if there’s swearing.

6) Not that I know of. I suppose it’s possible, but she’s never mentioned it.

7) Some lazy kid hated the animals he grew up with because they were never properly trained, ate food, and processed food into poop, which was then not properly cleaned up. If that’s what you’re talking about, then that is what the article seemed to be describing. Only with more swears.

8) Quite a few swears. Just seems like a kid trying to have some fun, though. Nothing out of the ordinary.