1) I wouldn’t go that far. I- No! Wait wait wait!

I’d say that argument… doesn’t hold water!

2) What’s that? Little Timmy is trapped in a well?

3) Well, yes and no. The Princess has sworn up and down that she isn’t divine, but some write that off as a cover. There is no widely accepted religion for it, but there are collections of ponies that believe she and Princess Luna are both literal gods. I addressed the difference in part once before.

4) You don’t say? What else did you read in the tabloids?

5) Been asked before. Liking cake is just not something most expect royalty to do. Nothing more; nothing less.

You know what? How in Tartarus did Sweetie and her friends get a picture of the Princess in Canterlot from all the way in Ponyville?

6) I like it, but I don’t have to listen to it played over and over again on the radio. Because I don’t listen to the radio.

Kinda funny you mention it. Considering the dance, bronies must love that song.

7) Well, I probably would have been something like that, but I’m supposed to be dressed up to help in Krastos’ Haunted House and he wanted it to be mythologically themed.