1) Salu~t! How are you?

2) Step 1: Enter bathroom. Step 2: Use bathroom. Step 3: Exit bathroom.

3) I don’t know; I’ve never boxed professionally. I don’t want to get my face torn up. But compared to a human I’ve got a very short reach, so I’d probably never get a single hit in on either.

4) A~nd end scene!

5) I… I mean, that’s not how it… Or… Maybe?

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What would I ask?

6) Told you I could be scary! In your face, anon who insisted I couldn’t!