1) Don’t project yourself onto me.

2) Equestria. Ah-quest-tree-ah.

3) Huh. I wasn’t aware the Griffon Kingdom was an actual, you know, monarchy. I thought it was just an autocracy. Alternate dimension or maybe I was just misinformed.

Be nice, be considerate of pony customs, and have patience. Patience and courtesy will win over individuals and unless you’re running for office, that’s all you ever really need.

4) Can’t even remember the date of something that happened this year… I’d say it’s a wonder I can remember my own birthday, but well…

5) Alright, there’s a button on the top left corner of my tumblr page, if you’re really so invested.

6) Will do, though I think she got the message earlier.

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