
1) Well that’s good!
2) Uh… Nothing? It’s twice as big as I am. I doubt I could even lift it with my mouth.
3) No, which I’ve answered before.
4) You have a good night yourself!
5) I’ll let you know if that ever works.
6) Gato…?
7) Added to the grocery list, thanks!
8) Well aren’t you clever…?
If I said “yes,” would you be satisfied with that answer?
Bonus: Submission that was too long for me to post regularly, considering how far behind I already am!