1) I prefer digital over analog.

Did I do that joke already?

2) Well, that was quite some time ago. I was sad when it happened; I think everypony was. It does happen, though. I miss that gif of Applebloom saying “Scootaloo~!”

3) I’m sorry. I’m not sure what that date is for. Dates are one of the big reasons I’m bad at history.

4) Oh no. Not this time.

5) I don’t drink coffee regularly. And I like my males lively, interesting, and independent. By the way, and you’ve probably realized this by now, but that joke doesn’t work very well for ponies.

6) Are you going to help me pay for them?

Then does it concern you?

Didn’t think so.

7) Not offensive, no. Just kinda silly. And that cat looks like it wants to kill ponies that weren’t even involved in it’s current situation.