1) Er… Uh… The… owing kind. Clearly.

2) That sounds lovely! It’s always nice to visit friends!

3) Keratin, evidently. I was never very good at biology, but unless I’ve missed my mark, the closest approximation to unicorn horns would be rhinoceros horns. Don’t hold me to that.

4) I tend to not respond, but concepts like this are why I rarely get too close to anypony.

5) I’ve seen a few posts from it reblogged here and there from other tumblrs. Seems alright.

6) Fear? I mean, I do avoid it. I’m sorry it happens when it does, particularly to my friends. But fear? Zero.

7) Everything judges everything else on everything about everything. It’s not a matter of whether or not somepony is racist; it’s to what extent. And even that can’t be accurately measured.

8) Just the kinda stuff you think about when you’re lying awake in the dark for the umpteenth hour in a row. Beats worrying about what might be out there, anyway.