1) No, John, you are the demons.

And then John was a zombie.

2) You can’t arrest somepony through the ponynet.

3) Are you sure that isn’t just a rodent wearing a mask?

4) She may just be acting out for extra attention, or maybe she has a greater destiny with boxes. You know, like that one guy from that game?

If it persists, then I’d take her to get a checkup.

5) Here’s some information that evidently nopony ever taught you growing up: Sometimes there isn’t a polite way to ask a question, because you were never meant to ask the question.

6) Favorite to look at? Hmm… Lilac? Favorite to eat?

I like mine mashed and with cheese. I’m a little weird.

7) That’s a funny kind of question. I’ve heard her talk a few times, but her voice doesn’t always sound the same. Then again, I’m still not sure what she prefers to be called. I think there may be more than one.