1) Alrighty. Let me know how that turns out for you.

2) Well it’s a good thing there’s so much of that on television for you to live vicariously through, huh?

3) Sure! I can do nothing right! Why, if this was Adventure Time, I’d be Princess Nothing!

4) Salut (pronounced salu) is a foreign, informal greeting/valediction usually used between peers or close friends. Salu~t is a text-based visualization of an inflection in speech on the u. This post should help!

5) When I first got this I was a little upset, but now that I look at it again I see it as more of an employer interview parody. Pretty funny!

6) I was born this way!

7) Mmmm… I don’t think so. Comedy parody, sure, but nothing quite like that.