1) Then I’m a very advanced… robot… Whatever all the rest of that stuff you said. It wouldn’t change anything.

2) I need to find out who keeps spreading these rumors.

3) How about I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt?

4) Cutie mark acquisition has no bearing on sexual development. There is a relative correlation, but it’s only linked to age and the mental maturity that usually comes with it.

5) It sounds to me like you need some help. This is a very special song that somepony sang to me once, and I think it’s just the thing you need to get you back on the right track to life.

6) No I don’t have a fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of my mouth! It’s just annoying!

And I’ve had just bread with butter before; it’s awful! And toast without butter is awful. It’s only when toast and butter combine that something special can form that all can enjoy.

7) Just because I can walk bipedally doesn’t mean I’m walking like a human.