1) It makes you petty and prone to trivial acts of selfishness.

2) Nope. Only played 2 and 3. I heard 1 was really good.

3) I was going to do this joke where I referenced the end of the Powerpuff Girls episode with Beebo (who you only feed once) where at the end The Mayor is all, “Once a day!” And then after being corrected he’s all “Oh, okay- Once in a while!” And then the Professor takes the Beebo and says “You can’t have one.”

But then I stumbled upon this.

4) To be honest, I’d never heard of it before. Seems kinda silly, I know! But just because I’d never heard of it doesn’t mean it isn’t popular. Boscov would probably be the one to ask. He knows things like that.

5) Hold please…