Well, here’s my take on it…! One time a big dummy penguin decided he wanted to be king! Since the villagers were much smaller than the big dummy king, he was able to become king super easy! 

“Gimme your food!”

“Yes Great King!” 

Not everybody liked that though!

“Great King, will you please give the people back their food?”

“NO!”

“Welp! I tried! Hiyaaah!”

“NOO! Curse you, pink blob!”

So peace was restored. But not everybody was happy with /that/ either! And here comes…

A big scary knight to try and mess around with the place, poyo!

“Kirby, stop being so lazy all the time.”

“No!”

“Don’t make me have to fight you!”

“How about I steal your mask, huh? Now what’cha gonna do, poyo?”

“NOOO MY ONE WEAKNESS!”

And once again, peace is restored, thanks to me!

Maybe I should be king, poyo! That’d be super awesome!