Oh, {flip a trashcan}…

1) {I believe in you! Hopefully we’ll met again soon and a new character will be introduced that I’ll care for without any good explanation!}

2) {Apples are great! But remember that a well balanced diet includes vegetables, grains, meats, and dairies as well!}

3) {I appreciate you respecting my personal space, because women are fragile and aren’t allowed to ever be threatened beyond an ambiguous “kidnapping” with no evident purpose!}

4) {Chocolate is as American as bologna sandwiches!}

5) {Remember kids, a stranger is someone you don’t know. You should always keep your distance. Even if it looks like they need help, get an adult you trust to accompany you before approaching!}

6) {Vaguely doughnut-shaped objects are much easier to explain than distinctly foreign foods.}

7) {Excellent idea! I highly recommend that show, which is not based upon a foreign comic with much more adult themes as far as you know!}

8) {WHAT?! That can’t be! You must always try your best in everything you do! Nothing is worth giving up on. But even if you can’t do it, remember to have fun! Keep a positive attitude, bottle up your emotions, and never show any sign of frustration!}