1) You’d know before me, huh?

2) A recent study found that ponies who breathe oxygen are still alive more often.

3) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

4)

5) You feed them scrambled eggs?

6) See answer #4.

7) Judging from the wiki entry, I don’t think she’d get it.

8) Probably make an advice dog meme about it.

That, or whatever this is.