1) I try not to drink much liquid while at work so I don’t have to worry about going to the bathroom while working.

But I’m being careful.

2) I have a vague knowledge of somepony’s background. I’ll use it to jab at them!

3) It’s… uh… Sort of a light, really creamy brown. I forget what the exact name of it is; I didn’t pick it out.

4) Maybe a little. I prefer function over fashion.

5) You bet! I went down to the sex store and bought a big ol’ bag of sex and delivered it in the form of lighting the bag on fire at his doorstep and watching him stomp it out.

I got him a satin eyepatch.

6) Well, this is a story all about how my life got flipped- turned upside down. I’d like to take a minute- just sit right there! I’ll tell you how I got a cutie mark on my rear.

7) No it’s not me, Lyra of asklyra? Darn, that was my next guess.

Is it Stoned Trixie?

8) For whatever reason, ever since I got this ask I keep hearing the beginning of U.N Owen with- PUDDIN’ a-PUDDIN’ a-PUDDIN’ a-POP POP POP!

I don’t even like that song!