1) Fine. Next time I level up I’ll put some points into wifery. Happy?

2) And it never gets old.

3) Can a pony even be a brony?

4) I’ve never put much thought into it. I’m Equestrian.

How about George Washington?

5) Not to visit, no. Beautiful city, but past experiences sort of hinder my personal enjoyment.

6) I’m terrified.

7) She’s not my adopted daughter and I’d feel about a five hundredth as bad as you would if all of your computers and backups exploded right now.