Just a heads up that I’m pretty far behind on asks again and I’m sort of busy. It’ll take me a while to catch up.

1) No, I’m… Wait. Didn’t we already do this?

2) Oh, you probably thought I didn’t get it the first time. That’s alright. Generally you should give it a day before trying to ask again. I mean, it think it had been a day by the time I answered it anyway, so no big deal. I’m kind of behind on questions.

3) How I sit has nothing to do with humans. And no. I have a special independent interest in human culture.

… That has nothing to do with hands…

4) No thank you. Even if I could marry who I want, I don’t think it’s time yet.

5) That… That’s despicable. No. Not ever.

If I need to provide a rational as to why not, it creates a culture where judicial systems attempt to find reasons to give these punishments out in order to feed the hungry.

6) Well, Magic Johnson’s a pretty cool pony anyway.