1) Uh… Thanks?

2) Been alright. Not a whole lot going on at the moment.

It’s just calm and quiet for now. Which is nice. Makes it easier to keep things under control.

3) Why are you such a young whippersnapper?

4) I’m okay with substitute. I eat pizza with pepperoni-style protein slices.

Not really okay with the others.

5) I haven’t heard from Gilda in quite a while. I’m not sure which Twilight you mean, but there’s always Twilight “Danny” Sparkle in all her glorious tact. I don’t think I could have picked a better time to link to her page (I shouldn’t have to warn anypony, but I am).

And absolutely! It’d be great to see you again!

6) Well that’s not really fair. Unicorns and pegasus do physical work too. Earth ponies can do more without a break in nearly all instances, though.

7) Things are rarely so black and white.