1) According to the test I just took, ESFP. But when I looked up what that’s supposed to mean, it doesn’t sound right. It makes me sound shallow. I’m not shallow… am I?

2) I’m not very good at riddles. I just always want to look them up.

3) I’d be confused, seeing as we can’t get married under Equestrian law.

4) If you flip a coin on thick carpet, there’s a very good chance it’ll land on it’s side.

5) Then I’d be part seapony on my father’s side of the family. What if my cutie mark wasn’t a lyre? Then it’d be something else. What if I wasn’t green? Then I’d be a different color.

6) Excuse you. I happen to still be looking for a full-time job.

And I’m not trying to say Boscov should do everything, but if he can cook why should I? I can clean fine.

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Well everything but dishes. That always takes me too long.