1) I love her like I love her. I don’t know how to describe it.

2) No. You can hug me, but if your hooves start to wonder I'ma drop you like a bad habit.

3) Characterized by swearing? That sounds a little stereotypical, your alternate majesty. In fact, a short search later and it just sounds like a derogatory term all together.

4) I don’t have any money.

5) What does the sign say?

6) Mare right’s activists? I’ve never heard of such a thing. Do you have the right plane of existence?

I’m all for equal rights, though. I’m right there with you, stud.