1) I’m not sure I understand. Big Macintosh is pretty red all over, though.

2) Generally because you subconsciously take for granted that a phenomenon you elevated from days past will remain true throughout the ages. When confronted with irrefutable evidence to the contrary… it makes you crai-crai.

3) There’s just lots of Lyras. There’s also Lyras from alternate dimensions. I don’t think there is a real Lyra.

I mean, I don’t really question it. It’s just a thing. Always has been.

4) I did. See seemed to enjoy it, but I think she was just being polite. Her pallet is more… discerning.

5) No, you may not. I find your fixation with my horn disturbing.

6) I don’t know, yesterday was mighty fine.

7) There’s nothing wrong with it, though that’s a psychological association you might want to conquer at some point. That could be socially debilitating around here.