1) And yet I’m almost certain I watched somepony kill you.

2) Get a stable job. Not so lofty, eh?

3) And that’s where I’ve been today and that’s where we’re going soon!

4) Actually… I did. Plus the creepy laugh. Then some filly ran off crying and I decided I should probably change costumes.

5) York! Hello! Cels, it’s been forever! How are you? It’s great to hear from you!

6) It’s alright. Had some just the other night.

7) … I’m having difficulty following. In truth, that not only doesn’t seem like a logical progression, it doesn’t sound like a rational thought.

8) Does it have to be about something I learned? Does it have to be a letter? Can I just sit down and talk to her?

9) That’s okay, Hulk. I made it this far without a father. I’ll be alright.

10) You only have jurisdiction over a society if they allow it. Otherwise, you’re invading Equestrian soil.

11) Not really a very good story. It was just playing on the computer and got really involved, but the song wasn’t playing very loud and I wasn’t consciously aware of it. By the time I realized how late it was and decided to get some dinner, eight hours had passed. I might not have been consciously aware, but subconsciously I heard it.

I now forever associate that song with a little, foreign, MMOSRPG called Dofus.

12) I go by Lie-ra, but whichever you want to do is fine by me. Just stay consistent.