Actually I think it’s entirely anon’s fault. Your sexual history is none of their business and in my world the fetishizing of female same sex experiences is very sexist.

1) While I appreciate you politely asking, the answer is still no.

2) Sorry, but my fighting days are over.

3) I think a lot of ponies trust me more than they should, the same way a lot of ponies place too much expectation in others instead of accepting them solely for what they do. But not Boscov.

4) Doing alright. The girls are enjoying their summer vacation, Bon-Bon’s getting a lot of work in, and I’m mostly just taking care of the house. Vacuuming, washing dishes, that sort of thing.

5) What are you talking about? I listened to that whole album! In one sitting!

6) Never seen the show, but from the description, no.

7) Uh… I mean. I was prepared to reply with “No. Not even close. Not even remotely close.” But… Uh…

B: Yeah, that’s actually pretty [omitted] creepy.

A-and this is from a movie?

B: It has to just be a coincidence.

That’s a pretty [omitted] up coincidence!

B: Stop freaking out. I’ll go contact some ponies and see what I can dig up.

8) I’ve never considered cosplaying as anypony. I dressed up as the Manecoat Killer at first for Nightmare Night, but I switched to the mummy costume because it was too scary.

9) Were they fetishising? I just figured they were curious since half of Equestria thinks Bon-Bon and I are, or at least were, together.

But yeah, tired of talking about it. Bon-Bon and I have never been together, at all. That’s all that matters at present.