1) I can, but the problem is I can’t predict when it will happen. I’ve been using it for the last two days and it hasn’t crashed again. I’ve been running next to nothing, since it seems to happen when I’m using too many resources (specifically a bunch of youtube videos), and I’m running off of a crappy GeForce eighty-five hundred GT graphics card because my good one crashes more often. But I’ll do that and let you know what it says next time it happens, if I’m able.

Out of all the times it’s crashed, I’ve only seen the blue screen three or four times. Most of the time it’s just my monitor losing feed. What happens after that I have no idea because I can’t see.

2) I got the cue stick thing, I just wasn’t down with the “hustle some chumps” jive. A reference, I assume.

3) Aw… Thanks, Hulk! You’re sweet.

4) And I’d like to congratulate Anon #4 for single-hoofedly bringing back the creepy tag. Because seriously… just [omitted]-A, mare.