1) B: Arresting officer? Is that how you see me?

B…

B: You certainly hold a grudge, Lyra.

That was a long time ago. Before I even moved to Ponyville. B is just a friend.

2) It’s fine, Strawberry. We’re cool.

3) Sorry. I have no money and I don’t have Steam. Sounds like a deal, if anypony else is interested!

4) Like, just us? We have lunch together now and again. She, I, Boscov, Tootsie, Sweetie, and the dog all went to the beach not long ago. Or… Or did Tootsie go…? I know she was there when we went bowling.

5) Always an option, I suppose. Just, you know, clean up afterward. Don’t litter.

6) Okay!

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I’m back!

7) I think you missed and grabbed B.

B: … What? Now I pretend something’s happened and overreact?

[Audible sigh] You suck.

B: It just isn’t funny.