1) Okie dokie.

2) You’re welcome!

3) Okay…

You realize at no point did you actually apologize to me, right? You apologized for your past, but never anything you did to me in your past. Or is that the whole point? Lead me to believe someone was sorry for something they did to me but then come back and be all “Oh! I wasn’t apologizing to you! HA HA HA HA HA! You stupid mare!”

Hopefully you’ll see where I’m coming from here.

4) Pretty sure you weren’t, since that’s not how anything works.

5) And you’re perfectly welcome to think that way, if you can’t help yourself. I work around foals; I’d rather rumors spread that I’m boring than a freak.

6) Flute. Tootsie Flute.

Also, sort of funny how the bedroom question is followed by “Candy String.”