1) Woah woah woah. If that’s all you got out of that post then you’re better off forgetting you ever read it.

2) I’m sure it was all supposed to be temporary.

3) …

Well, thanks anyway…

4) You’re up, B.

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B: The letters have no correlation with who they’re assigned to. V is new; I’ve yet to hear of anything noteworthy about him. I don’t know that I’ve ever met the current X at all. He and V are two of the new ones. T’s nickname is Tick. Most of the nicknames are associated with animals.

B: P is a little strange. P is supposed to be Panda, but he wants everypony to call him Peacock. There is no Q of CUE; there’s only twenty-five of us. I don’t recall Z being sleepy. I is pronounced in conversation as one. U is pronounced as either “oo” or “un.” How big is giant? Most, if not all of us can cause ourselves to expand at least a little, it’s just never a wise decision to make yourself a larger target.

5) B: Yes. Alphabet. As in Human English alphabet. The ponynet may be relatively new, but we’ve known about you humans for quite some time.

6) B: Well, there’s a reason everypony says D is a [omitted].

He really is. When does he retire?

B: Next year.