Still working on catching up. But It looks like it’s a long way to go.

1) Mature, highbrow comedy.

2) No, I’m Equestrian.

3) You jerk! What am I supposed to do with three months of newspapers?! Read about the news that’s no longer relevant?!

Is what I would have said if my newspapers had been mysteriously disappearing for the last three months. They haven’t.

4) I’ve been waiting to use this.

5) An interesting phenomenon, but it’s just media blowing things out of proportion. 99.99% of appointments ending without incident? That means that pretty much every single one of those 0.01 fights are being recorded. And is that surprising? My manedroid can record videos and it isn’t even a high-end model. And out of everypony in the building, only one of them needs to grab their phone to record and upload it.

An interesting news story to watch, but it’s meaningless fluff. Also, watching ponies breakdown into a psychotic episode isn’t going to teach anypony how to fight. Though it might reinforce its usefulness for self-defense.

6) Doesn’t seem necessary, no. But I’ve heard that there’s this place on Human Earth called the Autobahn, and it’s illegal for your automobile to breakdown while on it.