1) Remember that button you pressed to get to the page that lets you ask me questions? Go back and read what that button says. Evidently you skipped over it.

2) And what would there be to celebrate if your human America never existed? Would there even be a human “internet” to have this conversation on? America, as a “superpower” has pushed and forced advancement in the rest of your world since its inception. Even things they had no direct tie to only came about because of their rapid progression and global saturation of technology.

I’m not saying it should be a different day or that you shouldn’t celebrate. I’m just saying it would be better to celebrate what your country has done with its freedom, not the simple position of it. From what I understand, a human can get on a tugboat and drift along in international waters and have freedom, but there’s not much you can do with it out there (at least, not without being hunted down).

3) I don’t think so. Probably an alternate dimension-type thing. Generally wards like that have been shutdown due to things like neglect and under-trained staff. The mentally ill usually live in dedicated wings of hospitals, if not with family.

4) I’m not.

5) I’m a former thief and current caregiver to a foal.; that’s a difficult question. I think I would rather be informed of wrongdoing by a whistle-blower now. There’s more at stake these days than my own life.

6) Is this more commentary, a joke, or are you somehow serious?

7) Totally legit.