Brony, these submission pictures become huge if I try to reply to them directly. You gotta crop or scale them down or somethin’. Especially if you’re sending two.

Front and readable back of a pony card I’m evidently on after the break.

Remember the ™ (DONTFORGETTHETRADEMARK@gmail.com) submitted:

Proof your name is Lyra Heartstrings™. How does it feel knowing your name is Lyra Heartstrings™?

Somehow I don’t think a trademark in the human world is going to pass for evidence of my last name in Equestria. I know other Lyra’s that have Heartstrings as a surname, but that still doesn’t help me.

Action Hank (Whatsecretsareyou@hiding.com) submitted:

But… But I thought Bon-Bon was your PFF…

What is with these abbreviations? Pony Friend Forever? I mean, yeah, we’re friends. She’s a nice mare. But we rarely ever speak.

Also, how is running from buffalo an enjoyable activity?