1) How would I know? I can’t even tell which one’s which!

2) I’m afraid the source of that rumor has embellished the truth beyond recognition.

3) Eh.

4) Well, the one I stole anyway. It was one of the newer ones that you loaded from the top, like the SNES.

5) You’re not welcome.

6) Me thank.

7) To get to the other side.

8) Unavoidable would be my best describing adjective.

9) HA! I run this house like a fortress! No pony goes in or out without my knowing!

No no. Sweetie is just off spending some time with her parents. I sent her off yesterday evening.

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Excuse me, I need to go make a phone call.