1) Somepony I should know?
2) That’s a little more private than I’d like to discuss.
3) I swear to Celestia, you must throw darts at a wall filled with words to come up with this stuff.
4 & 5) Oh… Of course it was…
6) There is no way in…
…
Aony plz.
7) I’m flipping you off right now. Does that count?
Yes, I’m flipping you off even without fingers. [omitted] was so cash.
I don’t even know if I’m using that phrase right!