1) As an equine, we have a somewhat thick coat to protect us from the harmful affects of the sun. We’re not nearly as susceptible to it as humans would be.

2) That was the mare in the green hat! Which I’m disappointed I couldn’t find a link to the short of, starring Daffy Duck.

3) Well! Thank you very much! I’d certainly like to get a decent, regular job.

4) That’s funny. I was expecting test results back about my colon.

5) I don’t think so. But I appreciate the notion.

6) I can shove my hoof through your face and out the back of your head. Like this! But with brain and gore instead of glass and electronics.

This is a tumblr run by the artist of that drawing, but I don’t know a reliable place to link to their work!

Edit: Nevermind! I found one! Haven’t checked it for content though, so I don’t know if it’s nsfw or not.

7) Because then it wouldn’t be spreading sadness and despair. It would be something else.