1) Apple pie is wicked-awesome. Fudge pie too.

2) Are you sure it’s Mister Cake’s harem and not Kur’s?

3) No thank you. That’s the kind of thing some joker says when they haven’t washed their hooves.

4) How does that work? On second thought, nevermind.

I played Diablo 2 a little bit. Was alright. Never bothered to get past the first Act, though.

5) Was it all a ruse or do they still love you? Do you still love them? It might be much simpler than it seems. What you are isn’t as important as who you are.

6) No. I just had a Special K Strawberry Bar. Only 90 calories! Which doesn’t mean anything because I had two.

7) I don’t think that’s something I could decide out of the blue, or without seeing them. Plus I don’t know the gender.

8) Maybe if I get 10,000 followers we’ll see. Only a little over 9,000 to go!

9) I used to not know the answer to that myself. But I know now. Find meaning. Create meaning. Find something or somepony to live for. It’s not going to happen over night. But if you put yourself out there you’ll find it.

Until then, I personally recommend watching stand-up acts and just screwing around with long-term projects. I used to watch stand-up all the time.

10) … No… I thought I would. But looking back it just felt… empty.

11) What a completely nonsuspicious name for something you want me to see and touch but not bite.

12) Are you a butt wizard- Yes or no?

There you go, sport.