1) Hm. You’re alright, Anon.

2) You’re all really great and super cool, but I might embellish a little bit to make you sound better than you really are.

3) Nope. Just sounds like an out of context quote. Which happens a lot around here.

4) Eight. I have ate eight breads.

5) I’d rather you didn’t and will take steps to avoid that.

6) Thanks! I guess that’s four things.

7) You have got to be kidding me.