1) Do I have to have any? Keeps ponies safe, but I don’t really think about it much.

2) A job with regular hours and regular pay.

3) I think it might have more to do with a ugly little word called “torture.”

4) You remind me of one of those ponies that go around posting horrible, terrible things, and then follow it with a smiley face. Like that somehow negates what was said.

Ideas have weight, they’re not just forgotten. But you do whatever you want. I’ll be right here.

5) Well, I’ve never had a kiwi straight before.

6) If what you say is true, it sounds like a nice place. Admittedly, I’ve only really heard about major human countries. Can you tell me more?

7) Not really. Just catching up on a bunch of backlogged questions. Got three more as I was writing these!

8) Better than being killed by a dragon or something.

9) “Well, I know,” what exactly?

10) Your “evil” sounds more like “mildly annoying.”

11) That they’re so willing to advance themselves just a little further, that they’d crush the advancement of thousands in order to do it.

12) In many situations, yes. Both for protection and contraceptive applications.