1) I don’t think so.

2) I say a lot of things.

3) This isn’t a forum for your extremest views, human.

4) Yeah… I was afraid of that. I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do for you. Just make sure you don’t allow yourself to ever be part of a situation like that when you grow up.

5) I wonder who this was supposed to be sent to?

6) Why? You think it’s funny too?

“A bear and a pony! Oh wow! How does that even work?!”

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