I could give it a try.

1) Considering the following question, this one is suddenly strange and unnerving.

2) Sidebar. Link. Been there for like ten months.

Not sure who Dolphin Wishes is, but yes I’m acquainted with Sea Swirl.

3) Here’s a handy spelling tip, dissect the word. Mustache. Must Ache.

4) I direct your violent tendencies here. And we don’t hate changlings; we hate being attacked.

5) Aid is beyond me.
For to speak is to relive.
Cry not; I carry on.

Or would carry be two syllables?

6) Does sound like a setup for a sitcom, doesn’t it? But with how common sitcoms are, would it really be that awkward?

7) Uh… They’re alright, sure.

Edit: 8) If you want to. I understand there’s only so many hours in the day.