Still trying to get through all the questions I have.

1) I know somepony who’s gonna need more rope.

2) No and that’s really of no consequence to me.

3) Around one on my manedroid every week or so. I don’t answer the home phone, that’s Bon-Bon’s.

Yes, Telemarketers are a dark shadow even Equestria must suffer.

4) Sounds like a good idea to me. Only thing better than being drunk is being alert and drunk twice as fast with half the flavor.

5) You wanna know what else? Sweetie Belle, Tootsie Flute. Eh? Kinda freaky.

6) Well, he’s smarter than I am, and more financially secure. And his physical strength is consistent; mine’s magically-based and limited to short bursts.

Clearly Boscov is an OP munchkin.

7) D. N. A. Evidence…