1) See you next week when you try this little number again.

2) Well, It’s not like Sweetie and Tootsie don’t have parents of their-…

Sweetie… Tootsie… Like a sweet candy? Why did I never notice that before?

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It’s not like they don’t have fathers of their own, but thank you for considering Boscov a positive role model!

3) I did a little research and that’s a myth even in your world. Yes, it’s happened. There’s also been mares that were violent toward young, but it’s not as common as it’s made out to be.

Also, how many more ponies are you going to send this message to?

4) What could he possibly tell me that I couldn’t just learn about on the ponynet from humans?

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Also, this is pretty significant.