1) I’ve suggested it, for obvious reasons. He’s not interested.

2) Well, it was either that or 2-3 days of no updates and questions piling on top of questions.

3) Probably not. Does anypony have the lyrics for this thing?

Day Tone A~h, It’s gonna rain! Day Tone A~h!

Day Tone A~h, Let’s go-to-da lake! Day Tone A~h!

4) I hate to lower your expectations, but you and half of Ponyville. I’m not saying you don’t have a shot; I’m just saying you might want to reprioritize things. There might be a pony close to you that’s more attainable than a lofty crush.

My advise is meet with them, speak a few times, then make your intentions known. Don’t wait too long or you’ll be friend-zoned, and don’t come off as desperate or obsessive. Just be ready for them to say no; if you’re willing to put yourself out there, you have to be ready for disappointment. Just remember that a hundred ponies can turn you down, but you may only ever need one to say yes.

5) Hello.

6) Probably not.

7) I don’t know what that means, and to be honest I don’t feel like looking it up.

8) Thanks, Boscov. Legs are already killing me. Fortunately it’s just one more full day and then Thursday and Friday are half days.

9) Going alright. Could always be better.