1) I know B, D, and I knew J before she retired. I’ve met or seen a few others but only briefly.

And no, it doesn’t. Good song, though.

2) No comment.

3) My life is fine. Aren’t you stuck in the dark world?

4) Muscles? General shape of his body? He does take really good care of his fur, though…

5) Too many calories; not enough activity.

Also bite me.

6) I think you missed your mark. Of course, she might not answer for a while.

7) Hey! Guess which meme stopped being funny after the first time?!

…

8) [Audible sigh]

That message was from a few months ago. It made me feel… good. Significant. I-… I have no idea why I’m trying to explain this to an anon that was laughing at me.

9 & 10) Thanks, Strawberry. Unless that second one isn’t you. But I’m pretty sure it is.