1) B: No.

2) B: I used to be a guard, yes. And B is code, right again. It doesn’t stand for anything, though. I am B because I replaced the last pony that was B, just as they replaced the last pony that was B. Every year a small portion retires and a few more are brought on.

3) B: And yet you receive it anyway. Police forces are the only reason gangs don’t go house-to-house busting down doors, taking whatever they want, and killing anypony inside they can’t use, whether they resist or not.

B: And if that’s bad news for you, if you’re a criminal yourself, the guard still protects you. We’re the only thing stopping some would-be vigilante from going out and planting one between your eyes for lifting their air conditioner.

4) B: She’ll get over it. I screw with her as a friend and she knows it.

B: We are employed by Princess Celestia. We work for Equestria.