1) No, I don’t still do it.

2) Well, I had a job that I thought was a call response team that the employer lied about and turned out to really be door-to-door selling a security system. Nothing after I quit but a few substitute aid positions.

Not that I find myself above going door-to-door, I’m just not the kind of pony you’d want to buy something from. Especially in Canterlot.

I’ll work the last four days of Manehatten’s school system. They start and end a little later in the year than most schools.

Other than that, I’m still helping out Boscov now and again.

3) I’d like to see that scientific report. With its sources. Particularly it’s method of measuring selfishness.

4) He’ll tell me about a book and I may comment upon it, but that’s about the extent of it. I just don’t read books for leisure.

5) No. Can’t say I’d ever want to either.

6) That may be how you grieve. Not everypony cries over losing somepony.

Make sure you keep eating, though. And rest. I’m here if you want to talk about anything.

7) It’s either black or white with you folks, isn’t it?

8) No offense to our friend Twilight, but I’ve had a little more experience than her. It’s a little bit easier to take other pony’s feelings into consideration when you’ve dealt with them more.

9) As funny as a funeral. Literally.