1) Are you asking me if I’m less coordinated than a puppet?
Because right now the answer is yes.
2) Nah. I usually take vomiting up a lung as a sign that I’m done for the night.
3) Teddy, I don’t care. Now go play.
4) That’d be cool.
To be honest, I’m not sure my boyfriend ever appreciated you hugging me for long durations anyway.
5) If you want to try finding a loophole, contact a lawyer. I don’t feel like being held responsible for you breaking the law.
Plus I feel like death warmed-over.
