1) I’ve never been formally trained in close quarters combat, so there isn’t much to remember.

2) Roguelikes have never appealed to me. The closest thing I’ve ever played to a roguelike are dungeon crawlers like Azure Dreams, Dark Cloud, or that endless dungeon in Lufia 2.

Oh, and Chocobo Dungeon 2. That was a pretty fun game to play with a friend!

Come to think of it, does Diablo 2 count as a dungeon crawler?

3) Is it the cinnamon swirls in every bite? ‘Cause if it isn’t we’d be up a creek.

4) For the last time, I’m not obsessed with humans! Okay, I talk to them and sort of study them and maybe I think it’d be cool to have retractable fingers or a robotic glove I could remove at will, but not because I’m obsessed!

5) If we’re talking about a theoretical situation, because they’re weaker. If you’re stronger, then you can theoretically hurt those weaker.

If you’re being literal, you’ll have to cite a recent example.

6) Mint! Hey! It’s been a while! How are you? How’s the baby? It’s late but come on in!

7) If you’re weightless, then wouldn’t I inadvertently contort your body, possibly fatally, the moment I move a muscle? You’d just disperse in the wind.