I’m trying to build up my self-esteem, [omitted]! Why do I have to keep proving how stupid I am to myself!?

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I’ve had his headset for like three years and I never realized there was a mute switch on it. Problem solved. I’ll delete everything else to clean up my page.

If you’re reading this after the fact, I’m not a clever pony. Leave it at that.

Edit: Thanks for the help, everypony. I really appreciate that you ponies were willing to help.