1) Music always depends on mood.

2) Big trains! Little trains! Fast trains! Slo~w trains… Smokin’ trains! Even trains that blow through snow! Plus… somethin’ trains, trolley trains, and much much more! When you order Lots and Lots of Trains!

WOO! WOO~!

3) Are you trying to be logical about a phobia again, anonymous?

4) No.

I knew of her, and she hated me due to a misfired prank. But we didn’t even go to the same school.

5) Alright, that’s enough. I’ve answered this legitimately like ten times and I’m tired of it! It’s terrible, it’s irreversibly damaging, and you [omitted] know it.

Now stop acting like a brain-dead rhesus monkey.

6) And why would that be?

7) Shorthoof for the word ‘gender’ is as much as you’ll get out of me.

8) That sounds familiar too.

Wish my brain worked better.

9) I would. Why?

10) I’m a biological organism.

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Now if everypony will excuse me, I have something important to do.

Now let’s see here… What was next?

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Feel the heat- sme~ll the smoke! As these titans of the track thunder on by!