1) Arf arf. Bow-wow.
2) Why no, you can’t.
3) Oh you.
4) I suppose the main difference would be that I can carry him too. For a little while anyway.
5) Absolutely!
6) Look, I’m sorry. I wouldn’t put it past Neightendo to [omitted] something up royally; they did with an entire console. So I never questioned it.
7) Sounds weird. That’s more like the Earthbound I know.
8) Nothing. Not like I can sue for using my likeness. There’s a dozen ponies that look like me.
9) I said enthusiasm, not euphemism. But if you think you feel uncomfortable…